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chuck-norris: remove some CN quotes and fix formatting (#9220)

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  1diff --git a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris
  2index 1f4ca7a601cfe855d79ca8e9720f929a640350d1..0eb6e2e997378243e0b7c5ab41227e45691b7fe8 100644
  3--- a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris
  4+++ b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris
  5@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
  6 %
  7 An angry glare from Chuck Norris is known to kill on the spot.
  8 %
  9-Behind every successful man is Chuck Norris
 10+Behind every successful man is Chuck Norris.
 11 %
 12 Beware of dogs... Dogs, beware of Chuck Norris.
 13 %
 14@@ -34,25 +34,25 @@ Chuck Norris - the new standard.
 15 %
 16 Chuck Norris CAN balance the light-switch between ON and OFF.
 17 %
 18-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
 19+Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
 20 %
 21 Chuck Norris CAN spell with an I before E even after C.
 22 %
 23-Chuck Norris Can Play the Theme from the Twilight Zone with His Beard
 24+Chuck Norris can play the theme from the Twilight Zone with his beard.
 25 %
 26-Chuck Norris Can Power Solar Panels. At Night.
 27+Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At night.
 28 %
 29-Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel
 30+Chuck Norris watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
 31 %
 32-Chuck Norris bowled a 301 after constructing another pin out of his beard hair
 33+Chuck Norris bowled a 301 after constructing another pin out of his beard hair.
 34 %
 35 Chuck Norris burnt a fire proof vest, UNDERWATER!
 36 %
 37 Chuck Norris can French kiss his elbow.
 38 %
 39-Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
 40+Chuck Norris can bake in a freezer.
 41 %
 42-Chuck Norris can defuse bomb even if he cut the wrong wire
 43+Chuck Norris can defuse a bomb by cutting the wrong wire.
 44 %
 45 Chuck Norris can dig a hole in air.
 46 %
 47@@ -60,19 +60,19 @@ Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
 48 %
 49 Chuck Norris can do a regime change with a roundhouse kick.
 50 %
 51-Chuck Norris can fit 10 gallons of water in a 5 gallon water bucket
 52+Chuck Norris can fit 10 gallons of water in a 5 gallon bucket.
 53 %
 54-Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle
 55+Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
 56 %
 57 Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
 58 %
 59-Chuck Norris can make his own megazord "The Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kickers Ultimate Super Awesome Megazord"
 60+Chuck Norris can make his own megazord "The Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kickers Ultimate Super Awesome Megazord".
 61 %
 62-Chuck Norris can milk an alligator
 63+Chuck Norris can milk an alligator.
 64 %
 65 Chuck Norris can play the death waltz with his chin.
 66 %
 67-Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick someone through a window without breaking the glass
 68+Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick someone through a window without breaking the glass.
 69 %
 70 Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick round houses into squares.
 71 %
 72@@ -80,36 +80,30 @@ Chuck Norris can rub two fires together and make a stick!
 73 %
 74 Chuck Norris can see in 3D with just one eye.
 75 %
 76-Chuck Norris can shoot a person 28 times with an unloaded gun.
 77-%
 78 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
 79 %
 80 Chuck Norris can terminate a repeating decimal.
 81 %
 82-Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread
 83+Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
 84 %
 85 Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
 86 %
 87-Chuck Norris can win in a top spinning tournament with a cube
 88-%
 89-Chuck Norris can't get fired by Donald Trump
 90+Chuck Norris can win in a top spinning tournament with a cube.
 91 %
 92-Chuck Norris can't perform Hadoukens, he IS a Hadouken
 93+Chuck Norris can't perform Hadoukens, he IS a Hadouken.
 94 %
 95 Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
 96 %
 97 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
 98 %
 99-Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset
100+Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
101 %
102 Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
103 %
104-Chuck Norris does not have a cell phone because he hears everything