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add chucknorris plugin

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 1diff --git a/plugins/chucknorris/.gitignore b/plugins/chucknorris/.gitignore
 2new file mode 100644
 3index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..267c504a61c5520e92c975758f5a61674e41020c
 4--- /dev/null
 5+++ b/plugins/chucknorris/.gitignore
 6@@ -0,0 +1 @@
 7+fortunes/chucknorris.dat
 8diff --git a/plugins/chucknorris/LICENSE b/plugins/chucknorris/LICENSE
 9new file mode 100644
10index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5f40edd1ef61de7e43ddbc61ef2d78b3e1ad0cf6
11--- /dev/null
12+++ b/plugins/chucknorris/LICENSE
13@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
14+License: GPL v2
15+Thanks to http://www.k-lug.org/~kessler/projects.html for the fortune file.
16diff --git a/plugins/chucknorris/chucknorris.plugin.zsh b/plugins/chucknorris/chucknorris.plugin.zsh
17new file mode 100644
18index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..09636463350cf2b7a7e5b351d3a56c7992e9a574
19--- /dev/null
20+++ b/plugins/chucknorris/chucknorris.plugin.zsh
21@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
22+if [ ! -f $ZSH/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris.dat ]; then
23+    strfile $ZSH/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris $ZSH/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris.dat
24+fi
25+
26+alias chuck="fortune -a $ZSH/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes"
27+alias chuck_cow="chuck | cowthink"
28diff --git a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris
29new file mode 100644
30index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b8edf9ac388069ead3d05b06d0d33a283d3e0942
31--- /dev/null
32+++ b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris
33@@ -0,0 +1,904 @@
34+Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. 
35+%
36+Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 
37+%
38+Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 
39+%
40+The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 
41+%
42+If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. 
43+%
44+Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. 
45+%
46+Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. 
47+%
48+Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets. 
49+%
50+Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. 
51+%
52+In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. 
53+There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
54+%
55+Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. 
56+Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face. 
57+%
58+When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. 
59+%
60+There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. 
61+%
62+Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5. 
63+%