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chucknorris: remove duplicate quotes

Fixes #8998

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  1diff --git a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris
  2index 2a13b060f32fc68169cbe6bf44b1be122bb93117..181bcc0942b49939ae7ebafed537643458265634 100644
  3--- a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris
  4+++ b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris
  5@@ -1,2544 +1,636 @@
  6-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  7+King Kong climbed the Empire State building in fear of Chuck Norris who was downstairs at the time.
  8 %
  9-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
 10+"2012" is code for, Chuck Norris when he is pissed.
 11 %
 12-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
 13+"The Big Chuck Norris Roundhouse-Kick Theory"
 14 %
 15-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
 16+"The wind cries Chuck Norris"
 17 %
 18-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
 19+"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
 20 %
 21-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
 22+A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
 23 %
 24-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
 25+Abraham Lincoln didn't die because he was shot, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked so fast his foot went back in time and killed Abraham Lincoln.
 26 %
 27-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
 28+Achievement Unlocked: Chuck Norris of Death
 29 %
 30-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
 31+After Chuck counted to infinity the first time, he vowed to count to infinity a second time....by counting the bodies of those previously roundhoused.
 32 %
 33-In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
 34+Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
 35 %
 36-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
 37+An angry glare from Chuck Norris is known to kill on the spot.
 38 %
 39-Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
 40+Behind every successful man is Chuck Norris
 41 %
 42-Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
 43+Beware of dogs... Dogs, beware of Chuck Norris.
 44 %
 45-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
 46+Bruce Lee didn't defeat Chuck Norris.  Chuck hit Bruce with a Delayed roundhouse kick that was so fast that Lee only felt the impact a year later!
 47 %
 48-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
 49+CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
 50 %
 51-Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
 52+Casinos pay Chuck Norris not to play at anything or wish anyone good luck.
 53 %
 54-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
 55+Chuck Norris - the new standard.
 56 %
 57-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
 58+Chuck Norris CAN balance the light-switch between ON and OFF.
 59 %
 60-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
 61+Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
 62 %
 63-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
 64+Chuck Norris CAN spell with an I before E even after C.
 65 %
 66-Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
 67+Chuck Norris Can Play the Theme from the Twilight Zone with His Beard
 68 %
 69-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
 70+Chuck Norris Can Power Solar Panels. At Night.
 71 %
 72-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
 73+Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel
 74 %
 75-Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
 76+Chuck Norris bowled a 301 after constructing another pin out of his beard hair
 77 %
 78-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
 79+Chuck Norris burnt a fire proof vest, UNDERWATER!
 80 %
 81-The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
 82+Chuck Norris can French kiss his elbow.
 83 %
 84-Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
 85+Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
 86 %
 87-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
 88+Chuck Norris can defuse bomb even if he cut the wrong wire
 89 %
 90-Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
 91+Chuck Norris can dig a hole in air.
 92 %
 93-Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
 94+Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
 95 %
 96-Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
 97+Chuck Norris can do a regime change with a roundhouse kick.
 98 %
 99-Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
100+Chuck Norris can fit 10 gallons of water in a 5 gallon water bucket
101 %
102-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
103+Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle
104 %