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1diff --git a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris
2index 181bcc0942b49939ae7ebafed537643458265634..0fb2a5a31893dc0246ac631f916c26c65da1d737 100644
3--- a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris
4+++ b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris
5@@ -148,15 +148,15 @@ Chuck Norris doesn't read. He just stares at the book until he gets the informat
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7 Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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9-Chuck Norris doesn’t brew up tea. He sucks the bag.
10+Chuck Norris doesn't brew up tea. He sucks the bag.
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12-Chuck Norris doesn’t eat salad, he eats vegetarians
13+Chuck Norris doesn't eat salad, he eats vegetarians
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15-Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
16+Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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18-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
19+Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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21-Chuck Norris dosent carry a list. He always knows what to do.
22+Chuck Norris doesn't carry a list. He always knows what to do.
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24 Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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26@@ -170,7 +170,7 @@ Chuck Norris found the last digit of pie
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28 Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him............ the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife
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30-Chuck Norris has a battlecruiser AND a car.
31+Chuck Norris has a battle cruiser AND a car.
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33 Chuck Norris has killed the Dead Sea
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35@@ -188,7 +188,7 @@ Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked name
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37 Chuck Norris is currently suing any broadway theater that plays "The Nutcracker". He claims its an infringement on his "other" roundhouse kick.
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39-Chuck Norris is entitiled to his own facts.
40+Chuck Norris is entitled to his own facts.
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42 Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
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44@@ -204,7 +204,7 @@ Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a h
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46 Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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48-Chuck Norris is the life of parties he dosen't attend
49+Chuck Norris is the life of parties he doesn't attend.
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51 Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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53@@ -546,7 +546,7 @@ The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris. Th
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55 The sun only rises every morning because Chuck Norris allows it to.
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57-The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
58+The truth hurts, doesn't it? Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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60 There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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