lol.plugin.zsh

 1# LOL!!1
 2# Source: https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh
 3
 4alias wtf='dmesg'
 5alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
 6alias rtfm='man'
 7
 8alias :3='echo'
 9alias visible='echo'
10alias invisible='cat'
11alias moar='more'
12alias tldr='less'
13alias alwayz='tail -f'
14
15alias icanhas='mkdir'
16alias gimmeh='touch'
17alias donotwant='rm'
18alias dowant='cp'
19alias gtfo='mv'
20alias nowai='chmod'
21
22alias hai='cd'
23alias iz='ls'
24alias plz='pwd'
25alias ihasbucket='df -h'
26
27alias inur='locate'
28alias iminurbase='finger'
29
30alias btw='nice'
31alias obtw='nohup'
32
33alias nomz='ps aux'
34alias nomnom='killall'
35
36alias byes='exit'
37alias cya='reboot'
38alias kthxbai='halt'
39
40alias pwned='ssh'
41
42alias hackzor='git init'
43alias rulz='git push'
44alias bringz='git pull'
45alias chicken='git add'
46alias oanward='git commit -m'
47alias ooanward='git commit -am'
48alias yolo='git commit -m "$(curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'
49alias letcat='git checkout'
50alias violenz='git rebase'
51